Attention, ladies! Our hair salvation is nigh! Garnier Fructis has released their Blow Dry Perfector--nothing short of a miracle product if you have frizzy, wavy, or curly hair. Supposedly, you can use this product and your hair will stay sleek and smooth (their words, not mine) for up to seven (count'em--seven!) washes. In case you haven't been paying attention, that's one solid week, sister. You can see the nifty video they produced hocking this miracle
here.
PriceHair care products are probably some of the most over-priced items on the market. Fortunately, the marketing geniuses at Garnier were smart enough to offer a $2.00 off coupon, which you can print at the link above. The Perfector was eleven dollars and some change at my local Target, minus the $2.00 coupon.
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Instructions
If you have ever had a home hair coloring job go bad, you know the importance of reading the instructions on things like this thoroughly (and usually more than once) before you begin. I've had my fair share of bad dye jobs, so I read the instructions at least three times, and there were a few items that caught my eye and struck me as somewhat odd:
a) "The products do not stain clothing, but you may want to protect clothing by placing a towel around your shoulders." Have I mentioned that this product comes with a pair of plastic gloves suitable for application? It is well-known that the skin on the palms of your hands and the soles of your feet is the thickest and toughest on the body, thus it does not instill a huge amount of confidence in me that I need to protect my hands, but my cotton t-shirt will not be damaged by this product.
b) "Continue to blow dry or flat iron after each shampoo to experience frizz-resistant, silky-smooth hair that's easier and faster to blow dry and more manageable for up to 7 shampoos!" Wait. That's my current hair-straightening regimen. This statement makes me nervous and now I'm convinced that I have completely wasted my money.
Beyond this, though, the instructions are easy to read and follow (written in both English and in Spanish), and contain the general safety warnings. Again, if you've never done anything like this to your hair, I would HIGHLY recommend reading all of the instructions thoroughly. If you have sensitive skin, this product is not for you. You'll see why shortly.
Application
The front of the packaging boldly proclaims "2-Step Smoothing Kit". This is a bit misleading as, in reality, there are 4 steps if you want this done correctly (5 steps if you include processing as its own step).
Step 1: Prep. Wash but do not condition your hair. I can only assume this is to ensure that your hair is not only clean, but also removes any styling products you may have put in your hair earlier in the day.
Step 2: Smooth. The product which accomplishes this feat is called the 20-minute Smoothing Serum, and the strong, abrasive odor which assails your nostils is reminiscent of perming lotion(is anyone still getting perms anymore?). The instructions do warn that this product contains thiol and that anyone with a known allergy or sensitivity to thiol should not use it.
Science lesson: A quick google search for "thiol" yielded the information that the most commonly used thiol-containing product used in hair processing is ammonium thioglycolate. This compound contains a strong ammonia/sulfur odor and explains why my bathroom smelled like a rotten egg. While the box does not list ammonium thioglycolate in its list of active ingredients (though it does include a looooong list of other $20 words), it does include "fragrance". Trust me when I say that that the "fragrance" in the Smoothing Serum does little to mask the overwhelming aroma of stink bomb. Do as I say and not as I do and undertake this project in a well-ventilated area.
Apply the serum to your hair, comb it through, and let it sit for twenty minutes. Very thick or resistant hair can increase the processing time up to 30 minutes, however, the instructions do not say what qualifies as very thick or resistant hair. I assume that if this applies to you then you know who you are.
At the end of 20 minutes, RINSE your hair only--do not shampoo. Apparently, you are supposed to rinse in lukewarm water, but I've never been entirely sure how hot exactly "lukewarm"is. That, combined with the fact that I don't enjoy standing in a shower the temperature of warm drool, means that I'm pretty sure that I rinsed in water hotter than simply lukewarm. I haven't noticed any ill-effects to my hair from this.
Step 3: Seal. The Heat-Activated Perfect-It Cream has this going for it: It smells about a million times better than the Smooth-It Serum. Towel-dry your hair and apply a thin layer of the cream onto your hair. Before I had completed this step, I felt that my hair was all ready beginning to relax and straighten. Maybe this was true or maybe it was wishful thinking.
Step 4: Style. Here is where the catch comes in: The cream you applied in step 3? Yeah, it doesn't work until you blow dry your hair. It requires heat. There's really no way around it--the kit merely instructs you to style your hair as you usually do by blow drying your hair straight. The italicized "tip" directly beneath the instructions recommends then flat ironing your hair to "ensure long-lasting results".
An hour after I began this process, I finished flat ironing my hair. My initial impressions?
First, I cannot begin to explain how impressed I am with how smooth and soft my hair is. I would never have called my hair "frizzy", but I did always have those little fly-aways that never seemed to want to cooperate. No more. I would definitely call my hair sleek and smooth. For now. I am satisfied with the way my has turned out even if it took longer than I expected.
Unfortunately, my hair has absolutely no volume, and it appears that the only way I am going to achieve volume is to use Bump-Its (another review for another time), or dump a bunch of products into my hair. This sleek and smooth look is not something I could rock everyday.
Day 1: So you thought the review was over, huh? Not hardly. The product claims to tame frizz and leave hair smooth and shiny for up to seven washes. I would hardly be doing my revie
w justice to simply leave it with my initial impressions. I want to know (and I want
you to know) if I'm getting my $10.00 and seven days worth.
I completed stage 1 of this project (We'll call it "Application") at approximately 1:45 in the morning (hey, moms have to do these things when they can find the time). So, after collapsing into bed and sleeping on it for roughly 7 hours (actually, 7 hours and 45 minutes, but who's counting?), I awoke to find it in the same general condition it was in when I went to sleep. Still sleek, still smooth, still soft, still straight, still flat. I ran a comb through it and went about my day. Since it was washed and accosted by chemicals a scant 8 hours before, I didn't feel the need to wash it just yet so we'll have to save the wash test for a later time this week.
Day 2: I went to bed last night without washing my hair, thus, as one would expect, my hair was in the same state it was in yesterday when I got up this morning. Sleek, smooth, soft, blah blah blah. My m
om saw my hair for the first time today since I've straightened it and she actually asked if I got my hair cut. My mom knows that I tell her everytime I get my hair cut. She even commented on how soft my hair felt!
Tonight, though, my hair MUST be washed. Admittedly, I am hesitant to wash my hair because, up to now, I've been fairly pleased with the results and I hate to wash them down the drain. If this product fails and tomorrow morning I wake up with the same crazy, voluminous, wavy hair that I usually have, then I know I will have wasted $10.00 that I could have spent on 2 Grande Mocha Frappacinos at Starbucks or put towards the new lip slip and lip scrub currently on my Amazon wishlist. And I will be disappointed.